Former US president George W. Bush topped a poll of the worst examples of mangled English released on Wednesday, followed closely by California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger and former defense secretary Donald Rumsfeld.
Footballer-cum philospher Eric Cantona and former US president Bill Clinton also produced prime examples of gobbledegook, according to the online poll of 4,000 people inspired by the Plain English Campaign.
Notoriously language-challenged Bush romped to the top accolade for his: "Our enemies are innovative and resourceful and so are we. They never stop thinking about new ways to harm our country and our people, and neither do we."
Second came bodybuilder-turned-actor-turned-California governor Schwarzenegger, who during an election campaign in 2003 minted the puzzling: "I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman."
The rest of the top 10 in the poll were:
3. Rumsfeld, in February 2002: "Reports that say that something hasn't happened are always interesting to me, because as we know, there are known knowns; there are things we know we know. We also know there are known unknowns; that is to say we know there are some things we do not know. But there are also unknown unknowns: the ones we don't know we don't know."
4. Murray Walker, motor racing commentator: "The lead car is absolutely unique, except for the one behind it which is identical."
5. John Motson, football commentator: "For those of you watching in black and white, Spurs are playing in yellow."